Privacy Policy
Last updated: Sept. 28, 2025
Hello and welcome to my humble little online shop, run by one very bad amateur artist. While the art might be questionable, your privacy and trust are not. This policy explains how your information is handled here.
Information I Collect
When you make a purchase, I collect the bare minimum necessary to complete your order:
- Your name
- Your shipping address
- Your email address (so I can send order confirmations and updates)
- Payment information (processed securely by a third-party payment processor—your full payment details are never stored by me)
That’s it. No secret tracking, no sneaky data grabs.
How Your Information Is Used
Your information is used solely for:
- Processing and shipping your order
- Sending you confirmation or support emails if needed
- Keeping records for legal and accounting purposes
I will never use your data for advertising, profiling, or any other nonsense.
What I Will Never Do
I will not trade, sell, rent, lease, loan, or otherwise reveal your personal information to:
- Other individuals
- Corporations
- Online stores
- Social media companies
- Tech giants
- Nonprofits
- Data brokers
- Data miners
- Nefarious criminals (or even friendly ones)
- DOGE
- Etc.
Basically: if you trusted me with your information, it stays here.
Data Security
While I may be a bad artist, I take reasonable steps to keep your information secure. This includes using reputable e-commerce platforms (Big Cartel) and payment processors (PayPal) with proper encryption and security measures.
Your Rights
You can contact me at any time to:
- Ask what information I have about you
- Request corrections
- Request deletion (as long as it doesn’t conflict with legal obligations)
Questions?
If you have questions, concerns, or just want to tell me my art is terrible (I already know), please reach out:
Email: ifyouvegotem [at] gmail.com
Thank you for supporting independent art (even the bad kind), and for trusting me with your privacy.